Disclaimer: the following is extremely-late night humor lampooning American knowledge and attitudes towards other countries. The opinions expressed are our own totally-distorted and satirized imitations of ignorant eejits. So please don't send Australian bushmen ninjas to kill us. TY.
Trill Zapatero: but am about to go to sleep
Miso Susanowa: i should
Miso Susanowa: but i hafta be at uwa in an hour and a half
Trill Zapatero: Aussies walk around upside down
Miso Susanowa: that is why they are silly
Trill Zapatero: it isn't right
Miso Susanowa: well
Miso Susanowa: they all were ex criminals
Miso Susanowa: maybe some still are
Miso Susanowa: anyone who walks upside down has a severe problem
Trill Zapatero: probably most are
Trill Zapatero: still criminals
Trill Zapatero: their national dish is slop
Miso Susanowa: they probably strangle kangaroos with their bare hands
Trill Zapatero: with a side of gruel
Miso Susanowa: we should... we should
Miso Susanowa: it is our DUTY to TAKE THEIR COUNTRY
Trill Zapatero: yes
Miso Susanowa: they didnt plan very well
Miso Susanowa: so they deserve it
Trill Zapatero: and bring them democracy and free enterprise
Trill Zapatero: globalization baby, G L O B A L I Z A T I O N
Miso Susanowa: lol
Miso Susanowa: ONE WERD ORDER!
Trill Zapatero: make no illusion about it
Trill Zapatero: have no mistakes
Trill Zapatero pounds her fists on the table
Trill Zapatero 's left eye pops psychotically
Miso Susanowa: ewww
Miso Susanowa: das nasty
Trill Zapatero: kinder gentler nation
Miso Susanowa: a million holes of light
Miso Susanowa: i mean points
Trill Zapatero: bring the light unto the world
Miso Susanowa: say maybe we should invite people to one of our Death Cam... i mean HAPPY CAMPS!
Trill Zapatero: sayeth God , he speaks to me
Miso Susanowa: to educate them and so on
Trill Zapatero: yes, re'education, american style
Miso Susanowa: hey... its a primitive country; we could use missionarys!
Miso Susanowa: cheaper
Trill Zapatero: we'll get them all hooked on coke , I mean cocacola and big macs
Trill Zapatero: what's good for business is good for the people
Trill Zapatero: hear the peepee trickle down
Trill Zapatero: gawd it feels good to vent
Miso Susanowa: *punches a koala*
Trill Zapatero: hahaha now I'll go paint a dolphin
Trill Zapatero: and a koala
Miso Susanowa: yes and we shall call it ART
Miso Susanowa: it will be hard to paint the dolphin you know
Miso Susanowa: maybe we can get a grant
Trill Zapatero: hahaha
Ok in the interests of fairness here is a reply from one of those wacky upside-down peoples:
Krystal McKeenan: MISO!!!!
Krystal McKeenan: i neber eats kangaroo in my lifes, i walks da right ways up and all my famly immigrated heres...bad girls!
Miso Susanowa: hey, i punched a koala
Krystal McKeenan: and we don't eats slop! um...i don't fink we has a national dish either
Krystal McKeenan: awww poor koala...what did it do to you? except maybe pees on you
Miso Susanowa: i think america's national dish is beer
Miso Susanowa: not sure though
Krystal McKeenan: AND we is already hooked on coke and big macs fanks you bery muchs! you yanks has a lots to answers for!
Krystal McKeenan: you is bery bads! and eben da aboriginies don't strangle kangroos wif dere bare hands...da kangaroos is big buggers and does fights back, so you hits dem wif a stick first!
Miso Susanowa: ya, one of those bent sticks. Why don't you people use a straight stick like every other primitive country? Sheesh.
In the interests of more fairness, here is one kangaroo that has had enough of being a lapdog lackey of the upper-mammalian classes:
Willard the Kangaroo has enough
You go, Comrade Roo! ^_^