Monday, August 29, 2011

Google Baby

Google Baby

Google baby, slip some email under the tree, for me
I've been an awful real name
Google baby, so verify my profile tonight

Google baby, I really like to type on my blog, I flogged
until my fingers were weak
Google baby, so verify my profile tonight


Think of all the mail I have missed
Think of all the apps that I had to desist
My data could be oh so good
If you'd check off my profile list

Google honey, I want a map and really, that's
not a lot; I've been consuming all year
Google baby, so verify my profile tonight

Google cutie, there's one thing that I really do need, TV
to cut the cord to the box
Google cutie, so verify my profile tonight

Google baby, I'm filling in my profile, real name
the same as it says on my bills
Google baby, so verify my profile tonight

Come and sniff my profile free
for marketing purposes, please use me!
I really did believe in you
let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Google baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
on my cheap prepaid phone
Google baby, so verify my profile tonight

verify my profile tonight
verify my profile tonight

Oh, Google! *giggles*


(In case the midi plugin won't play for you or you are musically unaware of this song, it is Eartha Kitt's perennial Christmas favorite, "Santa Baby," about the consequences and games of being "kept" and coddled; covered by a million people but here's Eartha doing it best: Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby on You Tube)



3 comments:

eternalmetaverse said...

This is disgusting! to be honest *pukes* =))

xxx //Mera

sororNishi said...

hehehehehehe...

eternalmetaverse said...

I made a disclaimer in my comments! Am I cleared now? No PETOF?? D: